potato boy

Hey, YA. Transgender is an adjective, not a verb! Transgender is something you are, not something you do. If it's a clear day no ones goes outside and says "ah, the sky has blued today." 

I know some people pick up messages and stuff from aliens, but I'd like to send them some photos (NOT **** pics,, u pervs). how do I do this? I have a pretty good data plan so i'm not worried about that. thx

Sounds like a troll question but I'm seriously wondering. Sounding is a practice in which a small rod is inserted in the penile shaft. With this in mind would it be possible for an erect clitoris to entire the male urethra? Some clitorises can be relatively long, even 2 inches, especially if they have high testosterone levels, and can become erect. Is this possible?

as we all know we all have our own FBI agent watching everything we say and do online. i have a hard time connecting to people and am kind of lonely, so i thought, who better to seek companionship from than possibly the only person who knows the real me? that is, my fbi agent. how does one ask out your fbi agent when youve never met them? can i ask them out over google?

Or are you elected by cardinals like a pope? Do the elves get to vote or the kids? How often is there a new santa? hes old so im guessing there gets to be a new santa every 10 years max... im interested in running a campaign to be santa. need to grow a beard first. how old do you have to be to be santa?

my cat hair EXTREMELY soft, if cat lick MY hair will hair get soft too? is there cat spit shampoo? cruelty free maybe? or is the tongue of cat part of softening process? Can I get cat spit shampoo and then a comb that imitates a giant cat tongue and brush into my hair? aksing for science.

WHY in a row? I want my ducks in a COLUMN. Ducks STACKED on TOP of one another is far more impressive and a much more better intimidation tactic!

Usually Guinness (my guinea pig) is a very Well behaved Pig and loves to eat a Lot of Vegetables. But one time I pet Him and must have had a Papercut or someThing on my Hand and he Started to Lick at the Blood. Since then he Has refused to Eat his lettuce and all other Foods, and has become Aggressive and tries to Bite me. I think that, Having tasted Blood, he Wants More?????

COULD A GUINEA PIG become a dracula? Like the story, Bunnicula, about a dracula except it's a bunny--except it's a Guinea Pig????? What do i DO? Garlic Stinks so I don't want to Use it. I don't want to Drive a Steak through his Heart either. I'm Vegan.

Cars honk. Geese honk. Do geese think cars are ever making fun of them, or want to pick a fight? Geese are very territorial and aggressive. Probably smart too. Obviously cars have the advantage of being huge and fast but geese can fly and are unpredictable, ruthless, and unstoppable machines of destruction. Their beaks also have teeth. Do geese fight cars? Could a goose win?

hello i like to have hygene and shower several times a day however bellybuttons a still ssmell funny?

is there a special belly button cleanser and where cna i get it? i use old spice doedorant can i put that in it? also the belly buttons all closed up right? dont want an old spicy digestive system haha

my ears always seem to get lots of earwax, how do i get them to produce less? i heard that earwax is your ears sweating, but i do not exerise my ears and they do not generally get too hot. usually its cold. are my ears nervous? and dont tell me to use q tips those just squish the ear sweat in, gross.