Walter W. Krijthe

Assuming there is advanced intelligent life on a planet around Alpha Centauri who have discovered signals from Earth, which action would be the most likely to succeed? Add motivation.

1) They come to visit us.

2) The send message back to us.

If she'd marry Tom Straw, she'd be a Strawberry :P

And if she'd marry Simon Huckle, she'd be a Huckleberry :P

And if she'd marry Fritz Rasp, she'd be a Raspberry :P

Fruitful Love

"pear me up with an apple"

the banana said

"but not with a green one

I prefer them red"

Doctor Jekyll made an addition

to a local fight competition

He entered with pride

his friend mister Hyde

who fought with an evil ambition

Our love is not what it used to be

The hurt and pain is all we see

It is a shame to let it all end

But there is no way for us to pretend

All our arguments have ended

All we hear is painful silence

No more sounds of breaking hearts

All that's left is painful silence

No matter what I try to do

There's just no getting through to you

And all the while you feel alone

Because my heart is walled with stone

Our feelings are all history

All we've got is painful silence

We don't hear our cries for help 'cause

They are drowned in painful silence

The end is closer than the start

The emptiness within my heart

And your heart must be filled once more

A new world lies outside our door

There is no way that we can stay

And survive this painful silence

Outside our home we'll take the road

Away from our painful silence

All our arguments have ended

All we hear is painful silence

No more sounds of breaking hearts

All that's left is painful silence

© Walter W Krijthe

A man was crawling through the desert, wearing was a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. He was at his wits end, "Water, water!!!" he rasped...

After some time he saw a man with a camel. "Water, water!" he begged. The man with the camel said "Sorry, but I only have ties!". "No use, I need water!!!" and he went on.

After some time he saw another man with a camel. "Water, water!" he begged. This man with the camel said "Sorry, but I only have suits!". "No, no, I need water!!!" and he went on.

Then after some time, to his amazement, the man saw a restaurant. He crawled to the door, exclaiming "Water, WATER!!!!". The valet at the door said "I'm sorry, sir, but without a suit and tie, I cannot let you in!"

It's reggae in the forest

as autumn sets the scene

the trees are decorated

in red and gold and green

It's ballet in the forest

out on a winter's night

in black the snowflakes dancing

all dressed in crystal white

It's 60's in the forest

when spring is in the air

the fields are dressed in flowers

dew diamonds in their hair

It's bounty in the forest

when summer sun shines bright

a richness of green colours

warmed in the golden light

Walter W. Krijthe

Copyright © 2006

A heart breaks easier alone

When no one sees you crying

When no one notices at all

That inside you are dying

A heart breaks easier alone

When they all think you're crazy

That when you crawl back in your bed

The whole world thinks you're lazy

A heart breaks easier alone

And there's no way to mend it

To stop the heart from breaking more

You simply have to end it

A heart breaks easier alone

Without a love to heal it

And finally the breaking's done

When you no longer feel it

Walter W. Krijthe

Copyright © 2001

The international telephone code when calling abroad from the United Kingdom is 00.

When you dial 007 you call....

RUSSIA!!!!

Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer guy, over to her desk. Prem clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, Judy called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

And he replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

A puzzled expression ran riot over Judy's face. "An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again??"

He gave her a grin... ;-)

"Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," replied Judy.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

A hunter and a priest were walking through the fields, the hunter carrying his rifle just in case he sees some game. After some time, he sees a duck flying, shoots, misses and shout "DAMN, I missed!" The priest warned "Don't swear, son, or God will strike you down!"

The walked on, and when the hunter saw a deer, he tried to shoot it, with the same result. "DAMN! Missed again!" The priested repeated his warning "Don't swear, son, or God will strike you down!"

A 3rd try, when the hunter saw some geese glying, he aimed, shot, completely missing all of them. "DAMN! Missed again!!!" He exclaimed. And again the priest warned "Don't swear, son, or God will strike you down!"

Then a few minutes later, from the clear sky a lightning bolt struck down and killed the priest. The hunter, shocked by the incident, then heard a voice from up above: "DAMN! I missed!!!!"

An American, a Russian and a Belgian are bragging about their naval forces.

The American claims: "Our submarines can stay submerged for 6 months!!!"

The Russian laughs and says "Ha, ours can stay submerged 2 years without any problems!"

Says the Belgian: "That's nothing, when ours go down, they never come up again!"

"Mommy, why is daddy so quiet?"

"Shut up, son, and keep digging!"

A woman came home and said to her husband: "You know you asked me to let you know what I think about our new car? Well, the airbag works perfectly!"

Bill Clinton orders the biggest pizza, covered with just about every topping, in an Italian restaurant, eats everything on top, but not the crust. After enjoying this, he refuses to pay: "I did not, I repeat, I did not eat this pizza!"

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