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sorry for spelling cant say it let alone spell it!! but been told my boys have it one is 4 other is 1 yr been doc told let it run its course and keep giving drinks, but someone has said to me that maybe shouldn't have milk and dairy products,tried to see on nhs direct and internet but cant find anything i don't take things too serious on here as we all know we are not doctors just wondered if anyone else been told same thing thanx

in a block of flats,

a white family live on the 4th floor.

kosovans on the 3rd,

pikeys on the 2nd and

indians on 1st,

a tornado hits the building who survives??

...the white family...they were all at work

i know weve asked loads of times but why is it when a girl sleeps around she is a hoe but a man gets a pat on the back for doing exactly the same thought we lived in an age with equall rights??

oh before anyone says no i dont put myself about i have boyfriend and 3 kids!

i was looking on here for jokes and clicked on one that said funny sex joke but then an automated message came up from yahoo answers saying

"could not perform action please try again later!"

a funny joke in itsself although not intended!!!

peter and paul want to go out to get drunk but only have £1.00 between them so peter goes into asda buys a large sausage, paul goes mad and says we got no money now!!

peter says just do as i say so they go into a bar order two pints and down them before the barman askes for the money

peter gets the sausage out puts it between his flies and paul sucks it they get thrown out!

after the 10th bar and 10 pints later paul says "oh come on lets go home my knees are killing me"

"how do you think i feel says peter i lost the sausage hours ago"!!!

a man and wife are having a really big row and man angrily shouts"when you die im going to get you a headstone that says here lies the wife cold as ever"

yeah she says when your gone yours will say here lies husband

stiff at last!!!!!!!!!!

why dont men wear tight underwear??

cause it will cut off blood supply to the brains

i posted a question on here 9 months ago about naming my baby harry whos older brother is william and got some good answers i did call him harry and have had some comments all good though people do remember them and a friend of mine playfully calls me Di! so im glad i did it i know this isnt a question but wanted to tell people not to worry what others think as your kids names are your desision they suit my boys and they are little princes!!!!

i have tom tom go 710 and want to update maps can i do this fo free also speed camera detection

im 37 weeks pregnant with second boy and love the name harry but think its a bit silly as looks like i think im royal or something but i just like the names they go well together

any thoughts or opionions????????

i do like to give my opionion on things and we are all intitled to do so but how can someone say you are wicked and immoral to have an abortion when sometimes there are circumstances such as rape for instance when you really couldnt go ahead with a pregnancy some people just dont understand!!!!!

why do women who are not allways that big wear thoes really tight jeans three sizes too small so that thier fat spills over the tops and they look like muffins its grotesque even a size 12 woman will look bad with ill fitted clothes.

by the way im fat but dont wear clother far too small

i ask this as i like the reply

the more i see the more i get annoyed

women think thier old enough to have sex but then come on here asking stupid questions like can i get pregnant at certain time of month when not using protection!!!!!! heeelllooooo how can girls not know such a simple thing as you do the deed unprotected and can have a baby!!!!

or another daft question is how do i know if im pregnant surley if they old enough to drop thier knickers they shoul know about testing kits

i know i may sound a bit mean but are these girls/women really that stupid ??????

hi ive heard the word gumping and its not so nice meaning just wondered if anybody else had and what they thought it ment

thanks

i honestly dont want to mock or offend anyones religion and am sorry if i do so but with all the bad things that happen to good people especially kids how can people say ther is a god and thats hes good???they say things happen for a reason i dont see any reason to let an innocent child or adult for that matter get hurt in any way

i have just read a news artical about a serial peadophile who has not been sentanced because he pleaded guilty!!!!!

one of his victims was a 18 month old baby how can that judge sleep at night if its was his baby he would want him given a death sentance

people say death sentance too good for these people and it may be but at least they would never hurt an innocent child again i truly cant imagine how parents of these kids feel i feel sick at the thought of someone getting away with such inhumane acts on innocent children

TO THE JUDGE WHO LET THAT BEAST GO FREE I HOPE TO GOD YOU NEVER FEEL THE HEARTACHE THAT THE PARENTS AND VICTIMS OF THAT BEAST FEEL.

YOU ARE AS BAD AS THE PERVERTS

i have a friend who allways goes on about peoples weight,clothes and so on she buys most of her kids clothes from shops that stock all latest fashion(witch ive no problem with)but makes sure her kids know the clothes are latest fashion and more expensive than say asda.

but her daughter constantly says stuff to my daughter like i wouldnt be seen dead in your clothes and your hair is horrible.they are only ten and i think its sad that she thinks like that and my girl gets upset i have to tell her to ignore it but its been going on for ages now i want to smack the girls mother in her face and tell her to teach her daughter that clothes dont make a person

i know violence dont solve things but ive tried talking to her and she just has no control over her kids so they dont listen.they live two doors down so cant avoid them

i have seen a question on here from a woman who wants to have her sons BOTH ears pierced,why do people think its ok to do things like this and make thier kisd wear loads of jewlery and stuff cause they think its cute dont they realise how chav it looks as well as making kids think money jewlery and clothes are everything

i think its mad that people moan about a woman breastfeeding in public when 99% of them fully cover up yet no body moans that my kids can go in a shop and open a newspaper and see woman with boobs out of even worse look to the top shelf and see porn mags just the covers are more indecent than a breastfeeding mother