martdfrogman

I'm confused - Why is it ok to call your child Muhammad but not your Teddy bear? Why don't the parents of children named after him fall foul of these laws?

Don't know about you but I think that we should have a few more categories. Here's my suggestion, please add you own favourite.

Argument - Lets face it we all enjoy a good one, so lets make it official.

... We have to be very careful with our descriptions (incase they confuse your average guy in the street)

What do you think of the following.

Can we re-name the "Duck billed Platipus" the "Billed Platipus" as it contains no Ducks.

The Blue Whale.. last time I looked it was definitly not Blue.

The Water Buffalo... Not made of water.

Cane Toad... Not made of cane.

Fish Eagle... Contains no fish.

Bald Eagle.. Not bald.

Flying Fox..It`s a Monkey.

Spring Onion... not a spring in sight.

Kidney Bean... Try transplanting that.

Please feel free to add your favourite..

Dr Dave had slept with one of his patients & felt really guilty. No matter how much he tried, the sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he`d hear an internal reassuring voice say "Dave you`re not the first Doctor to sleep with one of his patients & you wont be the last and your single so just let it go."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality whispering "Dave your Vet!"

My head feels like it`s being slowly crushed by an opera singing Elephant..... Please send me your best remedy...Sympathy only please any smart *** answers will be treated with the contempt that they deservre......