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Yo,I've been stalkin your mom For like two years straight I'm way to shy to ask her out on a date So I just wait In your neightbours lawn With my camera ready and my camoflague on And I know that I'll get plenty pics Once she leaves for work at exacly at seven twentysix I follow her on my bike,but its hopeless Cant keep up with her Ford Focus So I kidnap the goldern retriever Wanted to return it just to please her But I forgot to feed her Taking care of a dog is hard Gave it to her dead said it got hit by a car stalkin your mom Yo, I dressed up as a pizza delivery guy Show up at the door and give her a pie She says: I didn't order none you geek You can give me free pizza like once a week Opps, I disguise my voice wih a device And she dont know what my voice sounds like So when I call like a telemarketer just to talk to her She don't think the pizza guy is stalkin her... stalkin your mom stalkin your mom stalkin your mom stalkin your mom stalkin your mom stalkin your mom stalkin..

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