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Valuable Cups Stolen

A member of the Scottish FA staff turned up for work at Hampden one morning to find a couple of police cars at the front door.

He went inside and asked a colleague what was going on.

'There was a burglary here last night,' said his friend.

'Is that right? Did much get stolen?'

'Aye, apparently they've taken all the cups.'

'Aw naw! What'll we use in the canteen now?'

The Scotland Video

Passing by a video shop one day, a Scotland supporter's attention is caught by a poster in the window with the following advertisement:

For Sale: Scotland Video, The Glory Season, Price £200.

The fan goes into the shop and talks to the man behind the counter.

'I might be interested in a copy of this Scotland video,' he says, 'But it's an awful price. How come it's so dear?'

The shop assistant shrugs and explains,

'Well it's ten quid for the videotape, and £190 for a Betamax player.'

Watching the depressing scenes in Glasgow, I am sure I am not alone thnaking the lord for stopping these people travelling abroad and shaming our country. I mean, they have been caught on camera often enough, and we even know their names: Gordon; Hutton, Weir, McManus, Naysmith; Hartley; Brown, Fletcher, Ferguson, McCulloch; McFadden

30,000 people in Hampden Park celebrating the winnign the World Cup BEFORE they departed for Argentina.

Peru, Iran and Gemmills goal (arn't you sick of that one?)

A man shoots a deer and takes it home for dinner.

His wife decides to let the children guess what meat it is.

The children beg for clues and the finally father relents. He tells the children "the meat has the same name as one mummy uses for me"

The 10 year old spits out the meat and shouts to her brother "don't eat it it's a$$hole"

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The average Scot last year received £8,265 from the UK exchequer, the Welsh £7,666 and the Northern Irish £9,088 (against an English average of £6,762).

Sunday Times http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnist...

Blair emailed me today on road pricing he said "But let me be clear straight away: we have not made any decision about national road pricing".

He said exactly the same as he preapred for the Iraq War, is he lying again?

.....to cheer up someone who is not feeling very well?

Have you used a Slingbox with a wi-fi router on AOL? If so did you have any problems?

Looking at Australian hotels some refer to pokies!

I have an ear infection and cannot hear a word my wife is saying. Should I go to the doctors?

Let the people decide.

Bush and Blair have both, in the past, exaggerated or distorted intelligence for their own benefit.

The current terror alert in London could be another example where flimsy facts have been exaggerated out of all proportion for polical ends.

It has certainly taken Iraq and Lebanon off the front pages and created another round of anti-muslim feelings around the world.

The whole event could have been stage managed to increase home support for Bush/Blair's unpopular wars and give Israel a cover increase military activity in Lebanon.

The nervousness created in the world by the London reports, provides Israel with a golden opportunity to sunstantially raise the stakes in Lebanon with little chance of cricism from the rest of the world.

This opportunity is unlikely to be missed and we could see a major incursion into sourthen Lebanon including a massive ground attack, possibly this weekend.

Could intelligence have been exaggerated and manipluated like this in todays world?

Yahoo Answer to an earlier question.

"Mel wasn't taking about Jews, he was talking about ewes, ewes all started the war. "

The Anlo-Ewe people are today in the southeastern corner of the Republic of Ghana.

The Anlo Ewe People http://www.africaguide.com/culture/tribes/anlo_ewe...

Ewe Names http://www.mamiwata.com/names.html

It might be some form of Aussie slang!

Any Aussies out there who can answer this?