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Morty Smith C137
If you're looking at this maybe I said something humorous insightful interesting or informative although it is probably because I still give smart @ss answers to dumb @ss questions and i pissed you off. If I did good that's what I was going for but you need to lighten up Buddy.My answers are meant to be satirical not insulting. Most of the time. Here's a little something that might cheer you up. The Annoying Orange. Best rap battle ever. Your time on the mic's done And sure you got you're licks in But revenge is a cold dish And it tastes just like chicken Sorry you might have to copy and paste http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbrzT6sek_0 If that doesn't work try this. http://sdrv.ms/HeSUTf
Lincoln stated that if he could keep the union together by freeing some of the slaves he would have done it.?
If he could preserve the union by freeing some, ot none of the states, he would have done that. Lincoln's main goal was to preserve the union.If he had not preserve the Union, and there was a divided United States. Future world conflicts would leave us vulnerable to foreign attack. Southern states would have likely sided with NAZI Germany. We might all be speaking German now, or possibly Russian since the Soviet Union would have eventually defeated Germany without our involvement in WWII.
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This part of an improvisation exercise. It is not meant to offend anyone here or, to break the rules of this forum. It is meant to be a humorous satirical parody of the Shakespearean style. I am seeking information about actual quotes from plays or, just have fun with it and, create your own.
This is just an example:
Thou art a venomous hunchbacked toad. Thou miserable pusillanimous carbuncle. A braying Jackass is better company than thou. The Bard is the most cruel slap that ever welcomed a new borne babe into this cold cruel world. Shalt thou not return the favor in kind?
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