Beth Jollydove

Mine is tooting a tune from the cheeks, if you get me!xox

It all started in my early childhood, the thought of cheese made me bring out my inner beast. I started nibbling everything in sight just like a mouse. It was very hard to get cheese in my house as my mum suffered with a life long disease, cheeseophobia. when i moved out at the age of 47, i brought 4 tons of cheese i decided to start a cheese factory in my downstairs bathroom, i like to keep my cheese sanitary. Every cheese is matured for 3 years, i feel like they should go though puberty before being sold. So after hearing the backstory of all the cheese I'm sure you feel obligated to purchase one at a small price of $56.50 for 1g, cheap and cheesy thats my motto! so next time your traveling though Zimbabwe don't forget to stop by at 24 Defesha Lane, you'll smell my house before to see it! please reply if your interested!

i live on a vast farm land filled with cow and sheep manure. as a child i found this a rather interesting substance and always had the urge to try it, but i never did. but i just walked into the kitchen to find the cow manure, i'd i had left on the worktop to get rid of the disgusting smell of a freshly baked cake, being eaten by my 37 year old daughter Dorine! a slight tang of proudness came upon me as my daughter had been brave enough to peruse a dream i never reached. but then... she started coughing and mooing like a mad cow? i think she is choking on the manure as she wants to savor the delicious flavors in her throat.is this a normal thing for children to do? if so how do i sort my baby out? all answers are welcome in helping my poor baby choking on her own loved ones feces.

It all started in my early childhood, the thought of cheese made me bring out my inner beast. I started nibbling everything in sight just like a mouse. It was very hard to get cheese in my house as my mum suffered with a life long disease, cheeseophobia. when i moved out at the age of 47, i brought 4 tons of cheese i decided to start a cheese factory in my downstairs bathroom, i like to keep my cheese sanitary. Every cheese is matured for 3 years, i feel like they should go though puberty before being sold. So after hearing the backstory of all the cheese I'm sure you feel obligated to purchase one at a small price of $56.50 for 1g, cheap and cheesy thats my motto! so next time your traveling though Zimbabwe don't forget to stop by at 24 Defesha Lane, you'll smell my house before to see it! please reply if your interested!

i have always wanted to have blue eyes, and a good friend of mine told me that if you paint the eyeball with a nail polish of your choice you can easily change the color of your eyes painlessly! but... my eyes are now burning and the nail polish has made my eyeballs all crusty and i can no longer see! i am having to het my husband to write this as i am in great pain and most likely blind. does anyone know how to remove it? has anyone else tried this technique did it work for you? i have tried removing it with nail polish remover but it seemed to rub my iris right off? i hope this is normal! please help!!

i recently killed my pet hippo, named pooptrap, i accidentally trod on his left toenail. it was a tragic accident that i will regret for the rest of my life! I will sure miss cuddling him at night, and sharing my dinner with him! i now have a dead hippo lying in my bed and i am unsure what to do with him? should i flush him down the toilet? or just keep him in my room? his corpse has been lying in my room now for 5 days and he has a strange smell coming from him. he has aways been a gassy boy but this smell is different. does anyone know why he is smelling like rotting brains? please help i sure want my poopy trappy to rest in peace maybe on the kitchen worktop?

am i able to do it without my Facebook/twitter account connected? as i do not like being sociable so i have neither. PLEASE HELP THIS POOR WOMAN SHOW THE WORLD HER HAMSTERS AS HER PROFILE PICTUREEE

HELP! i water my male hamster Jefferado to mate. (if you read my earlier question you will realize this: http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=As... i didn't think it was working! until i walked into my hamster sanctuary and all 12 female hamsters are going birth in their shared 15 cm square cage! i am worried that 25 hamsters might be a tight squeeze as i only have one food bowl and can't afford another. maybe i could teach them to dance in harmony and enter them on britains got talent to earn some cash to purchase some more hamsters. and perhaps another feeding bowl. i think a quarter of a million pounds will just about reach this target. i plan to have only a few hamsters in the 15 cm cage (around 76) so the thing i need help on, is do i need to pull the fetus out? i have given all of the hamsters in labor 2 paracetamols. they seem to be choking but I'm sure this is a normal part of child birth. i have tried pulling the fetus out but i am not sure if this is correct as the fetus has only 2 legs and one eyeball.is this normal?

hi guys, my hamster, Jefferado is looking a bit shabby, his fur is coming out in large clumps. this has been happening since he was born, so it is no concern. but now as he is still rather young (5 years old) i feel it is time for him to look more sophisticated when he starts to mate. i really want my dear jeffy to attract the ladies. i have currently put 12 lady hamsters in his cage but they all cry out and run away. 4 of them are loose in my house and the others died of starvation. i guess one food bowl wasn't enough for 13 hamsters... PLEASE HELP!! all comments appreciated