I'm falling off the Empire State building! What should I do?

How many floors are there in the Empire State building anyway?? You could try the "Batman thing" and use your laptop like a hook to catch the edge of the building, then swing through a window to safety!! If not, you might wanna start singing...I Believe I can Fly!

With your last bit of laptop battery, type on your screen "Sell your stock in this company, FAST!" and show the laptop thru the windows of the building as you hurtle to your death.

It will fool all of the employees working there into thinking that their company is crashing. A good joke!

A blonde and an Asian girl jumped off the Empire State building, who landed first? The Asian. Why? The blonde stopped and asked for direction. lol. (*_~)

Yell for someone to throw you a big bottle of gin. Down it and when you fall you won't fell it and you might live because it will slow your blood. Although you might end up in a comma. It's worth a try if you want to live.

uuummm let me think here. wat would i do if i was falling off the empire state building??? uuuummmmmmmmmm let me think. now don't rush me here. it's not like someone's gonna die if i don't hurry up and give this guy who just fell offf the empire state building's gonna die!!umm i say, well i don't know. go 2 answers.yahoo.com and ask the people on there. they mite be able 2 help you. and yes u r honored by my answer.

Start looking for the truck that is hauling pillows and mattresses.

Stay away from trucks loaded with rat traps. Owwie.

according to "angels and demons", you only need a little square of cloth to create enough drag to slow you down so you can land. Take your chonies off and aim for water! good luck.

Try to land head first... Less Pain

Land on someone to break your fall!

send an email to everyone you know and tell then to call the firemen in New York.