Can you tell me a funnier joke than I heard last week?

why do seagulls fly over the sea?

because if they flew over the bay they would be "baygulls"

Q.how can you tell the difference in gender between seagals?

A.the ones making all the noise are female!

sorry a bit sexist and lame,but i'm a women and i love it!

This ones better:

A young lady went to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.

She

spotted a box full of frogs with a sign that said Sex Frogs $20.

Complete instructions included. Money Back Guarantee!

The girl looked around to see if anyone was watching her and whispered

softly to the man behind the counter, I'll take one. As soon as she

closed

the door to her apartment, she read the instructions.

1. Take a shower.

2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.

3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.

4. Crawl into bed and place the frog on the bed.

Following the instructions exactly, she quickly got into bed with the

frog.

Nothing happened. The girl was totally frustrated and quite upset.

She reread the instructions and noticed at the bottom of the paper it

said,

If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store. She

called

and was told by the salesman, I had some complaints earlier

today. I'll be right over.

Within five minutes he rang doorbell and was welcomed in. See, I've

done

everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits

there,

said the frustrated girl.

The salesman picked up the frog, stared directly into its eyes and

said....

Listen to me froggy. I'm only going to show you how to do this one

more

time!

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a

particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they

spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was

difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota

and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following

day. The husband checked

into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an

email to his wife.

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and

without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from

her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory

following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting

messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's

son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the

computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here

now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just

arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared

for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your

journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?" Kathy takes a sniff and replies, "That is nice. What's it called?" "Viens a moi", replies Nancy.

"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?" At this stage the store clerk offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies means 'come to me' in French."

Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again and remarks. "That doesn't smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?".

Monica Lewinski takes a dress to the drycleaners.The little old man behind the counter is slightly deaf.Monica asks "Can you clean this dress by monday?".The little old man says "Come again?"."No" says Monica.."Mayonnaise".

Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A: A brunette with bad breath.

HAHAHAH Now THATS funny!

this is funny......hope u like it

would u drag ur balls threw broken glass to hear me piss in a tin can over a long distance phone call?

like it?

why do moths fly with their legs open?.....

have u seen the size of moth balls!

sorry...NO