During the Second World War,?

on a dark and misty night, an American pilot, in a badly shot up plane and wounded himself, lands on an aircraft carrier. It’s a miracle that he landed at all, he could hardly see, his eyes filled with blood from a head wound. He climbs out, barely able to walk, staggers over to the Officer on the deck and says,

“Sir, I had two bombs, I flew over Japan and I bombed a Japanese Factory. It went up in a huge ball of fire, killing many Japanese workers. On my way back, I saw a Japanese train, and I flew down and shot it up, using all my ammunition, but I stopped the train, and set it on fire, killing many Japanese soldiers. But they returned fire and I got wounded, and my plane got shot up pretty badly. But I made it back.”

“Ah..So…. you good pirate” Says the Officer.