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Blind Date.................get it?
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
31 Answers
- franjaLv 61 decade agoFavourite answer
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Blind date..........do you get it!
I do! but she didn't!!!
rotflmfao!
You are SO gonna get a thumbs up from me...cheap at the price as I'll be dining out on this one all over Christmas!
Wish I could give YOU 10 points!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
good 1 lol 9/10
- DanaVLv 51 decade ago
Lol it was one of those where I giggled a little bit then five seconds later I laughed and sayed "Ohhh I get it! HAH!" lol.
- 1 decade ago
oh my good god! it took me ages to work that out. i kept reading it and reading it thinking i must be really thick coz everyone thinks it hilarious. i was reading what everyone had put and still didn't get it. how bad is that? lol
lmfao!!
nice one dude xx
(ps. i'm not even blonde) lol
- Anonymous1 decade ago
8/10 not bad jazi
- Penny MaeLv 71 decade ago
OH WOW WAUGH OUT WOUD!!!!!! That was funny. Big thumbs up. 10 out of 10.
Wots of wuck to you on topping that one.
- 1 decade ago
ok i get it, it took me a hot minute but the girl was just trying to get laid and poor thing didnt get it
