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Saddam joke!!!?

Saddam was being taken to his execution point and as he was approaching the gallows, the executioner places the noose around his neck and says to him, 'Saddam' do you have any last requests'. Saddam pauses for a moment and replies, 'Yes. I have one last request. I would like a beautiful woman and I would like to be F****d'. The executioner agrees and sends for the most beautiful woman in Iraq. She appears and is dressed in the sexiest, most revealing underwear. Saddams eyes light up at the thought of his final moments of pleasure on the earth. At the moment, the beautiful woman approaches him with bosom heaving and luscious red lips pouting.............................

the executioner pulls the lever and Saddam falls through the trapdoor and the rope tightens....................................

the executioner shouts loudly at Saddam............

'There, Now you're well and truly F****d'!!!!!!!

Update:

Don't take life to seriously - Happy New Year to you all!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    really funny

    but cruel at the same time

    but funny coz he deserves it

  • a m
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    just a rework of a bad joke thats just even got even worser

    almost as bad as

    i was talking to saddam on the phone the other day and all of a sudden he hanged up on me!!!!!!!!

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Not bad. Kind of funny. 7/10.

  • Talha
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Very Funny, Now he may now what are the thing going in the World againts him!.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    good 1 lol 10/10

  • 1 decade ago

    I got some saddam hussein t-shirts....bit tight around neck but they hang well!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    I did truly smile.

  • S
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Yawn Yawn!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    please dont make jokes about some mother fuucker who is dead cause this mother fuucker is now fighting with satan on who is going to take over the power of hell

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Did you make this up?

    Kudos !

    You are a good joke teller! Impressive...

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