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thumberlina
Lv 6
thumberlina asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Another one for you...?

Dave, a National Front member is in a car crash..

When he comes round the doctor says " Dave I have good news and Bad news.

Bad news you've had 2 pints of pa*i blood and 2 pints of ni*a blood"

Dave screams " What the fu*k is the good news?"

The doctor says.."Your co*c is 4 inches longer and you're top of the housing list!"

NOT HERE TO OFFEND - ONLY WANT TO MAKE YOU SMILE!

Update:

I just don't want people moaning at me that I am racist - I am not but some people take PC way too far!

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  • seven69uk
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    you made me smile lol

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 9/10!

  • shadowsthathunt
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    LOL I liked it! Ive heard it before its a good one. I just hope a troll dosent find you some people cant take a joke. :) have a good weekend!

  • pups
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Loved It

  • newciderman
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    i`m neither a racist or offended, but it did make me laugh.

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  • Davy Crockett
    1 decade ago

    Love it!

  • amos
    1 decade ago

    not bad , but why the f*ck did you have to apolagise for the joke?

  • Sean JTR
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    naughty naughty but ironically hilarious

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL!! Smiling!!! Ta!

  • Shunter
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    So that's how you get a bigger one. I was wondering.

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