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Funny joke?

Dreadful but Funny joke:-

The mother superior gatherers the nuns in the refectory."I have to tell you," she says gravely,"that there is a case of gonorrhoea in the convent."A voice at the back pipes up:"Yippee! I am so fed up with Chardonnay!"

Update:

if you find it funny give it a star please.

Update 2:

the reason most of you did not find it funny is because you have no time to read between the line's.need any clues.

Update 3:

case of wine.

Update 4:

will have a case of wine then.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    bad

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Why is it a bad idea to play UNO with mexicans? Because they will always steal your green-cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a car. Who's driving? A cop What's the difference between a blackman and a bench? A bench can support a family of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump and swim is already here.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I didnt find it that funny, but my sister gave it 5 stars.

    PS. As a Wine Connoisseur, did you know that there is not a wine called Gonorrhoea??????

  • 1 decade ago

    I thought it was funny. It doesn;t matter if there isn't a wine called "gonorrhoea" we knew what you meant.

  • 1 decade ago

    w/e i dont care this joke is nothing special it doesnt make sense if u made this one up then congrats u won last place j/k im not being mena but i really dont get the joke but it is dreadful as how u said it

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sorry mariolla, it didnt even raise a smile.

  • 1 decade ago

    funny

  • Gsplan
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Not funny.

  • Arraya
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    heard it a few days ago but it is still really cute!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    sorry didnt find it that funny.

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