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Best insult ever?
Have you ever insulted someone who really had it coming?
What did you say? The wittier the better please!
I have one I'm saving up for the right person -"Is it true that when you were born the midwife slapped your mother?"
25 Answers
- thumberlinaLv 61 decade agoFavourite answer
that line comes from a really funny song - Mr.Personality
There are good put downs in it!!
xx
Source(s): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf6yeH5x9fI - Snake EyesLv 61 decade ago
Well, one night in a club, we're standing by the bar and this girl with REALLY BIG frizzy hair comes to stand next to us and I see my boyfriend lean in to speak to her, what does he say:
"Could please move over coz my girlfriend would also like to see something of the club."
(OK, maybe not that funny if you weren't there, but we bought her a drink and all was good.)
This also happened to my boyfriend at his work: so in the accounting department they had this really tiny woman working there right. So One day my guy goes in to the office but he stubbed his thigh against the table. As consolation, the small lady says to him: "Don't worry, I also knock myself on that corner quite a lot."
Without missing a beat my boyfriend quips: "So you must hurt your head a lot."
- QuinnLv 41 decade ago
don't know if it can be classed as best ever but at the time i was very very drunk last Sunday and at the time i thought it was hilarious in a club my ex came over to me while i was dancing a hopeful smile on his face and asked "do you remember me?" i said "yeah go away"
- 1 decade ago
best 1 i heard was you were that ugly your mother had too tie a stake to ur face 2 get the dog 2 play with u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- ?Lv 51 decade ago
The best part of you was lost down your mothers leg! Oops sorry but I did say that to someone once and have never forgotten how nasty it sounded. Perfect for the w@nker I was falling out with at the time! Hahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Source(s): So why did 4 people give me a thumbs down? You wanted a best insult didn't you and insults are meant to be - well - insulting? Duh! - hyper29Lv 41 decade ago
1. your so thick you got locked in tescos and starved to death
2. the best part of you must have ran down your mothers leg
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Do you haunt houses at weekends?
- 1 decade ago
a friend of mine,who has a big nose,complained that it was too cold for his big ears and big nose.
so i told him to put on a hat and wear a muzzle.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
my frend messed up on something(nothing much) and shes like stop bothering me! it was just an accident, ok?? ever herd of and accident b4?
and im like yeah its ur face!