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FUNNY.............Hope to make you laugh?
2 rasta mums are on the bus with their babies...
one says 'is ya baby teevin' yet?'
the other replies...
' yes, so far he's got me 2 Dvds, a mobile phone and a laptop!!'
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15 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavourite answer
thank you..first one i have looked since i came in , certainly put the smile back on my face ,,!!
- 1 decade ago
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my
balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hahahahaha
