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thumberlina
Lv 6
thumberlina asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Anpther joke - SMILE?

Little kid says to his dad "Dad, what's love juice?"

Dad is taken aback but decides to explain properly as opposed to fobbing son off. Half an hour later the kid knows all the gory details re:sex and dad says "What on earth have u been watching on TV to ask me about this?"

The kid replies

"Tennis"!!

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I've got a new job at the Samaritans. I tried to call in sick the other day........but the Fuc*ing ba*tards talked me out of it!!

xx

Update:

Hot Tams - its a joke!!

xx

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    Hahahahahahahahaha. That's a good one. It's s that funny you made my mum laugh. So it must be funny ! =]

  • Buzzy
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Did you hear about the magician who turned his car into a garage?

  • chris w.
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    ha ha. ya made me laugh so have a star

  • ღ♫´`*♥Wine♥*´`♫ ღ
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha!! u tried to call in sick at a NEW job? hahahaha!!

  • chrissy
    1 decade ago

    loved the one about the samaratins brill!!!!

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Good one.!!!

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