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Isnt this funny?if yes give me a star.?
A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains,
"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.
Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"
If you smiled or laughed give me a star please.
29 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavourite answer
haha yeah it is.
i love you and you're joke.
c:
- 5 years ago
Yes, guns n roses is a awesome band! (i heard "DONT CRY" by them) Naruto is a great anime Guns n roses is a great band. I gave it A star ^_^ Rock isn't dead mainstream music dont stand for nothing. ther r stil many good rok songs u jus hav2look4them Rock isnt dead. Look past mainstream and all that look for the Really good bands out there. As long as there are rock lovers, rock will live. rock might be dying... ALITTLE like by one %! its till living and great! I love "Guns n roses" i always have. Try: Tool the white stripes coheed and cambria the mars volta isis the bravery queens of the stone age. RAP STINKS rock rocks and rock will never die! So point is ROCK N ROLL IS NOT DEAD AND WILL NEVER DIE
- 1 decade ago
Was funny the first time i heard it and i even smiled the first time it was on here but it's getting a bit long in the tooth now. Sorry
- 1 decade ago
awsome you get my star
dang them child proof lids
it happens all the time
hahahahahhahahahhahahaha
- Sports fanLv 51 decade ago
I laughed at this the first time I seen it on here.
I smiled the 2nd.
Now is the 8th. No smile, just a blank stare. NO STAR 4 YOU.
- pullthetriggerLv 61 decade ago
Made me smile! *Ting!* that's the sound of a star being added to your little pot of stars! :)
