Yahoo Answers is shutting down on 4 May 2021 (Eastern Time) and the Yahoo Answers website is now in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.
President Clinton wakes up to a beautiful winter morning.?
The sun is shining, the air is crisp, and there is a light blanket of snow on the ground.
He stretches and goes to look out of the window at the snow-covered White House lawn and sees the words “President Clinton sucks” written in pee in the snow.
Clinton gets all upset and calls White House Security. He tells them he doesn’t care what it takes, but he wants to know who did this.
The Chief of Security returns in a couple of days to the President and tells him that he has good news, bad news, and real bad news. “Ok,” says Clinton,“give me the good news first, then the bad news, and then the real bad news.”
The Chief says: “The good news is after taking analysis of the pee, we know who the culprit is.” Clinton nods and the Chief continues: “The bad news is the culprit is Vice President Gore.”
This really upsets the President, but he controls his anger and asks the Chief to tell him the real bad news. The Chief of Security swallows and says, “It’s in Hillary’s hand writing.”
16 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavourite answer
BEST JOKE EVER!!!!
- JAM123Lv 71 decade ago
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is an Excellent joke Jonathan.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
- 1 decade ago
ouch!!! i bet he feels sad. thats hilarous im crying and laughing at the same time
- Anonymous1 decade ago
ha ha funny! have a star!