Rude joke: A man with a speech impediment walks into a jeweller's....?

and asks for a c*ck. The jeweller thinks for a moment and asks "You mean a clock?". The man replies "That's what I said", buys the clock, and leaves to continue shopping. He then enters a sweet shop and asks for some licket. The assistant is confused until the man points to what he wants. The assistant replies "Ah, you want some liquorice." The man buys the liquorice and continues on to do some more shopping. He's now getting a little hungry so he walks into a bakers. The man asks for a bum. The baker, a little confused, thinks for a moment and asks "Do you mean a bun?". The man replies "That's what I said.". The man gets his bun and leaves the bakers. On the way out, he bumps into a lady who is obviously in a rush. The woman asks "Do you have the time?". The man replies "Of course. Just hold my bum and licket while I get my c*ck out."