why do I get trappped wind and fart loudly?

Well.... some people report that colonic irrigation has the desired effect.

Otherwise, just jam a length of hose up your harris and add a slow release valve.

Try eating more slowly and chewing your food really well. You need to be very relaxed and unhurried when eating in order to digest well. Try not to eat if you are feeling stressed. Avoid talking too much whilst eating also, as this keeps you from taking in too much air. You say you eat well, try avoiding certain foods to test the results, like cabbage, broccoli, onions, garlic, all beans. Avoid too much fatty food and go for lower fat products. I find avoiding too many biscuits and other white flour products helps also. Make sure you regularly eat brown bread and white bread just occasionally. Eat lots of vegetables and fruit and homemade soups every day. Drink peppermint tea after meals, it will help you digest.

You can buy homeopathic granules from the chemist to take before a heavy meal, if you are going out for a meal for instance. Drink lots of water every day. Eating plenty of natural foods, full of fibre and drinking lots of water will go a long way towards solving your problem. I know because that's what I do now and it certainly works for me. One last thing, don't forget to take regular exercise, it really helps with digestion. Even a brisk walk is good for you.

get a Sharpie marker and a few index playing cards... initiate score his farts on a scale from a million to 10, giving extra suitable factors for the scale, loudness, and general smell of fart. If the different family members member gags then provide one extra element. (remember feeding him beans could desire to help him to offer a perfect ten)

Could be that when you eat you suck in an extra amount of air and swallow it. And after a bit of bubbling and gurgling.. BANG the public hits the floor but fear not its just a fart :)

they say the average person farts about 25-30 times a day (its probably more than that actually). some people just do it more discreetly than others. yes, women do fart too!!

Try Beeno, it works. But, don't hold it in, as it's very bad for you to do so. If Jehovah didn't think letting gas was important He would not have made our bodies do so.

Not your fault pal,so there is no need to get the wind up!

You sound as though you might have irritable bowel syndrome. My eldest daughter has it and you just wouldn't believe the racket (and smell) that comes from her nether region.

lol you lucky man wish i could blast them out, scared to Incas i wet my socks

LOL, try Beano.