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Jonathan V
Lv 7
Jonathan V asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Was out with my daughter Charlotte yesterday and she trod on a bee and killed it.?

I told her she could have no honey for a month. Then she trod on a butterfly and killed it so I said 'no butter for a month'.

I then trod on a cockroach and killed it.

Charlotte said 'shall I tell mom or you!'

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  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    Ha ha ha.!!!

    Now that is witty and funny.!!!

    10/10.!!!

    Cheers for a smile.!!

  • Ingy
    1 decade ago

    Funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    funny

  • TOP DOG
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    shouldnt it be " should i tell DAD?"

    Good variation of an old joke

  • lala
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha - cheered me up

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    meh

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats a good one :-)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    :)

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