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Jonathan V
Lv 7
Jonathan V asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

A postman is working on a new beat comes to a garden gate marked 'BEWARE OF THE PARROT'!?

Looking down the garden sure enough there's a parrot sitting on its perch.

Chuckling to himself at the sign and the parrot there on it's perch he opens the gate and walks into the garden.

He gets as far as the parrot's perch when suddenly it calls out: "REX, ATTACK!''

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  • Rachel P
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    my husbands a postman and he thought this was hilarious he says he will take parrots seriously from now on lol

  • mheanne
    1 decade ago

    i want a parrot like that... does it come with the dog?

  • Crazy Freak
    1 decade ago

    lol... nice one.

    tht postman shudav taken d notice seriously..

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You are not original! I read something like it in a book somewhere.

  • Yvonne A.
    1 decade ago

    LMAO! Thanx for the laugh :)

  • christieperalez
    1 decade ago

    now that's a good one

  • Art Vandelay
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I like it!

  • xMwahahahahahahax
    1 decade ago

    tehehehehehe

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    NEATO!!

    i'm lol(ing) rit now..

  • trish
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Lol!

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