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Is this discription too accurate to be funny?
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over
the menu...in AU $:
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked American Politician: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why
such a price difference for the Politician?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of ****, it takes all morning.'
16 Answers
- Motörhead FanLv 61 decade agoFavourite answer
just like our politicians then! That's a good one fella, keep them coming!
- 1 decade ago
no - not too overly accurate
its funny!
*What did the cannible do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his asss!*
*What the definition of trust?
two cannibles havin a 69!*
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Charles thats a good one..
Well done son
;-)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
ha ha
- Anonymous1 decade ago
no its funny because its so acurate lol nice one
