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Greatest joke ever!!!?

Knock knock....

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    To get to the other side

    Source(s): I heard that one..sorry
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    knock knock

    whos there

    anotherdumbjock

  • Justin
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Doris

    Doris, who?

    Doris locked, that's why I knocked!

    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Tank

    Tank, who?

    You're welcome!

    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Dexter

    Dexter, who?

    Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Little Old Lady

    Little old lady, who?

    I didn't know you could yodel!

    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Lemonade.

    Lemonade, who?

    Lemonade me introduce you to my friend!

    (This one is more like a pick-up line)

    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Aardvark.

    Aardvark, who?

    Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.

    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Hawaii.

    Hawaii, who?

    I'm fine, Hawaii you?

    (I like this one because I am from Hawaii)

  • 1 decade ago

    knock knock knock knock knock knock knock,,,,

    no one is answering

  • 1 decade ago

    Who's there...

  • 1 decade ago

    whos there

    i bet u its isabell

  • 1 decade ago

    Come in!

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