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Is this not the best way to solve earths struggle with gravity?
It has been proven time and again that gravity is directly related to the speed at which rabbits reproduce. That is why the ratio of overweight Americans has gone up every year we support rabbit reproduction within our own bodies by eating their chocolate covered eggs in remembrance of some random messiahs resurrection. Thus increasing our own internal gravitons throughout the space/time of our lives. The only solution is to turn to The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
