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Would you like to hear…..another farming joke?

This truck driver was delivering a load of animal feed to a farmyard. When all of the sacks had been unloaded, he asked the farmer for a signature on the delivery log.

“Oh, by the way”, said the truck driver, “six of your hens have stopped laying”,

“Really”, said the farmer, “are you sure”?

“Yes”, said the driver, “I’m pretty sure”.

“Are you a poultry man yourself”, asked the farmer?

“No, not at all”, said the truck driver.

“Then how could you possibly know that six of my hens have stopped laying”, asked the farmer with a puzzled look on his face?

“Well”, said the driver, “I ran over them on the driveway on the way in”.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Oh La La! That was superb! LMAO!!!.

  • 1 decade ago

    And the farmer replied, " I shoot every third stupid delivery driver, the second one just left "

  • 1 decade ago

    That's a fowl joke, you should send it back to the old yoke's home.

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL i like'd that, kinda knew what the puchline was gonna be.. but i still chuckled at it.. :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol nice one

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