my upper lip is red from sucking a bottle!?

That's gotta hurt!

Try icing it down a little bit. That should help a bit with the swelling. The redness will fade in a few days, but, if you're desperate to really look like it's gone, you could put foundation on the areas around it.

Otherwise, let the lips heal themselves naturally, and don't suck on bottles anymore, or else you can damage the lip tissues.

Hope that helped!

could be a lip rash, not too serious. should really go away by two days. if it really doesn't go away by lets say 3 weeks or longer, then you could consider seeing someone. But its probably really just nothing, so you shouldn't rush off to the doctor just to find out that you wasted a lot of money. Besides, the lips are naturally red, and not every part of the body has an exact equal color.

btw ignore stupid answers you get

HA This is hilarious!

Thanks for making my day (:

and i don't have a solution for it, i think you should just keep it as it is and talk about it in parties etc, great conversation starter!

Cut off your lips, it is the only way.

Shouldn't practice oral sex on a bottle. Should you?

Don't suck on bottles.

namaste

...vous avez un retard.