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d@dz
Lv 5
d@dz asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

a coach party of O.A.P's are travelling along,after awhile little old lady asks the driver would he like a?

handful of peanuts,he takes them out of politeness.

a mile goes by she asks him again would he like a handful of peanuts,yes he says,thanking her again.

this goes on a few times,so he asks her why buy peanuts if she doesn't like them!

'oh we all do,she says,only none of us have bought our teeth,and we only like the chocolate around them'!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Funny, but that packs a big "Ewwww" factor!!!.

  • Mister Tea
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha

    a classic with a disgusting twist

    (how do you eat yours)

  • ŚĨŔ ŴĨĹĹ βĂŃĞ
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha sickest joke of the day your funny....

  • Sarah
    1 decade ago

    Nasty.

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