Death sat in my only chair demanding a drink. What brand of liquor should I have offered Him?

Only one chair, is it your throne?

It's not exactly liquor but

Uffington bitter,real ale from the White Horse

Brewery should quench deaths thirst.

I'd make that water Holy Water. Make some tea out of it and served in a small glass with a shot of Remy Martin, two ice cubes , shaken not stirred and squeeze a little lemon in it. Oh yea, and don't forget the umbrella. It don't take much to tick him off either. He sees death all day and night, so you know, that can be pretty stressful. He probably needs to get laid and find a new occupation. That's a pretty depressing life. I feel bad, make it a double. Load him a bowl and smoke him out and take him to the strip club too. Damn, have some sympathy for him. I can't believe you asked me that. You can look at death and see that its gone cause some problems somewhere down the line.

A decent brew to enjoy...a glass of Nuit St George, made into a spritzer by my adding a liberal amount of The Water Of Lethe..

then we really would have a population problem..

imagine......

if nobody but Death could die.....!?

Now I think upon it, I see several aspects, (one being the positive purpose/s of death),

the others highly interesting, in that there`d be no killers, war would have no meaning......you might expand upon this......it`s fascinating...Hmmm...mm.. .

'Black Death' by 'Fallen Angel' should make him feel right at home. It is an extreme beer containing the worlds hottest Naga or 'death chilli'. Otherwise a simple 'Black Label' Whisky on the rocks should suffice.

How about a glass of Absinthe to cheer with.

Still I can't help not to play prank with my little mischief.

I could place some drops of blessed water to see if death can dissolve with it too.

Winks*

Any Red or White. No hard liquor.

Would not want Death to 'hangover'.

Personally, I would give him Wild Turkey. I can't think of anything closer to death for me. I hate the stuff. If I wanted him to enjoy himself and have a good time(maybe take his mind off his current duties for awhile), then I would give him rum. That's the good stuff IMHO.....hic..

Crystal Skull Vodka. It comes in a bottle shaped like a skull.

Rum

Matthew 27

46 And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? That is, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?

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48 And straightway one of them ran, and took a sponge and filled it with vinegar, and put it on a reed, and gave him to drink.

Vinegar is good enough.