Could anyone compose a Poem about Payday loans?

"Get your payday loan today

we'll give you lots of money" they say,

"no need to wait until you get your pay"

"as much as you want, it'll be ok"

but what they fail to say

is that when tomorrow becomes today

and your left with a lot more debt than yesterday

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RE Could anyone compose a Poem about Payday loans?

I would like to see if anyone could do a Payday loan poem about how the cause misery, hard times, etc?

10 points to the poem i like best, thanks!

There once was a man short of cash,

He needed a wedge in a flash.

He borrowed some money from a payday loan comp'ny,

Monster interest landed him in a mash.

ps, if you accept this poem you may have it until the end of the month but I will be requiring a Shakespearean sonnet in return as payment, this does not affect your statutory rights!!!

I was down on my luck, my brains, and my stash

The weekend was coming and I needed some cash

So I applied for a loan down on Davenport Street

Borrowed some money for only one week

When the week was all over I didn’t have the doe

So I never made payment – I just let it roll

The Cash Advance lender was so cool and so kind

He smiled and he said that it was juuuusssttt fine!

When my next Paycheck came I couldn’t pay it off

So I made the mistake of going back to the trough

I borrowed more money just to give me some time

Then I was told how the interest had climbed

For one thousand dollars and 30 days in

Over 200 bucks is the vig I was payin’

So I had to get funded from another cash lender

To pay off the first their cold legal tender

Now the stress was profound like I was slipping away

And I was recalling way back to the good old bad days

When I needed some cash cause I couldn’t pay the rent

Or when I needed some swag to pay down bad debt

I asked for more hours and I worked overtime

The boss liked me more and I didn’t spend a dime

I went home real late and like a baby I slept

And when the sun came up shining I wasn’t in debt

So now my credit it damaged – more like dead in the ditch

And the phone keeps on ringin’ from some bugger’s *****

She calls me a loser and all sorts of names

She figures I’ll pay her because I feel shamed

She says that they’re coming to put me away

Gonna do time with some dude called Big Ray

And the prospect of that makes me fill sick

I don’t like big dudes and I don’t like big____

But before they can take me I have one last plan

I got a new marine flare and full Jerry Can

I’m going downtown back to Davenport Street

And that loan sharkin’ mother is gonna feel some heat

Payday loans, mayday loaves I can bot afford to buy......:-(( ok I don't know what I'm saying. Oh well! at least I tried.