If your over 30 and could text your 16 year old self, what would you say?

When you turn 23 do not turn down Zion Hill Rd... A teenage boy is going to jump a lil hill on that road in your lane traveling 85mph and hit you and your 3 year old son head on.

You're not a werewolf, you're not a vampire, you'r not a mermaid, you are not a witch, there is no zombie apocalypse and don't ever buy the idea that the Mayans have predicted that the world will end in December 21, 2012.

You'll be sorry, she has crabs.

Don't sell the 41 ford business coupe with the flat head engine it's worth a fortune now.

My 16 year old self would call the Cops and say that there is a Pedophile after him

"Your first 4 girlfriends are nothing but trash, dont be an Id8ot and say no" XD

Tell myself, he will never stay with u in the end, his mum is right, he will marry someone else when he's 30.

Keep taking your contraceptive pill as you should do.

Keep away from numptys that work in DIY stores, you can't be everyones mum

STAY AWAY from foreigners, they will fk u up in years to come

Keep on studying...you can be better

enjoy life

Dont start drinking or smoking

You are not invincible to the usual plagues of life

Remember to enjoy life and stay happy

Enjoy more your highschool years!! you will have the best memories from that stage. No big worries.

Don't stress yourself about love, you'll find the right one for you and it'll be perfect.

LIVE: LAUGH: LOVE and enjoy your friends and family.

duck!!!

Id tell him the winning lottery numbers for the next 100 lotteries.

Well im 15 so idk LOLOLOLOL.