Best line ever??????

"Say 'allo to my leedle friend!"

"Maybe somebody should've labeled the future: some assembly required." Garibaldi to Franklin, Babylon 5.

or

"Hi. I'm, uh, I'm a pet psychiatrist. I sell couch insurance. Mm-hmm, and I - and I test-market positive thinking. I lead a weekend men's group, we specialize in ritual killings. Yeah, you look great! God, yeah! Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you? Hi, I'm Martin Blank, you remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, but I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough." Marty in Gross Pointe Blank.

Movie: Heartbrake Ridge (Clint Eastwood)

Bar owner: I chew up and spit out marines like yourself for breakfast!

(Clint eastwood) Gunny Sgt: oh yeah? Then I hope you don't mind if I bend you over this table and nail you in The kester like the punk you are!...send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbors cat" look on your face.

"Oh, I may be on the side of the angels; but do not think, for one second, that I am one of them." -Sherlock Holmes in BBC Sherlock

Or if you mean comical..

"Dear Lord... What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring." -Also Sherlock Holmes from BBC Sherlock

Sorry but I'm MAJORLY fangirling over that show at the moment...

“I’m poking fun at the overly sexualized aspect of pop culture in this world today.” - Skylar Grey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedd...

"some pee'd in your mother!"

A quote from the film "Amelie".....

a shopkeeper...........yelling at his slow witted helper.

That is a GREAT Insult.

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle." ~The terminator to a biker at a bar, from Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

aint nobody got time fo dat