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Are these funny or what?
You can get kits to fix anything these days but I've invented a kit for when you can't be bothered to fix something
It's called the Fuc Kit
I got bored, so I decided to measure the length of my penis.
Now I'm bored and depressed.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on do it yourself abortions.
The librarian says, "We had to get rid of it."
"That's the one." the man replies.
Google: There to answer the questions which you are too embarrassed to ask your friends.
I decided to show my kids how to make a burger from scratch.
They burst into tears and refused to eat.
I don't know what the fuss is about, it was a stupid name for a cat.
My girlfriend told me I suffer from a lack of imagination.
I said, "Yeah? Well you suffer from a lack of imagination."
That showed her.
I've just been down the park to feed the ducks with my kids.
Turns out they prefer bread.
I used to be a man trapped inside a woman's body…
Then I was born.
5 Answers
- Anonymous8 years agoFavourite answer
I liked them Good enough for me. Nibs to you.
- Anonymous8 years ago
I thought the first 4 were pretty dumb, I liked the three after that xD (the last one was okay)
- 8 years ago
When I Finally dicover who i am then i will share my love if i laugh to much wqill i cry or will i learn?