Survey. If you had run out of toilet roll and had a bad case of diarrhoea? And all that was in the toilet was?

Nah I'd just use your dirty mags :)

first of all wouldn't my poop be in the toilet? if not why the hell woulddn't i just go into a different stall?

yes i would use the bible to wipe my butt. why? the bible was NOT created by god someone manufactured it in a factory probably and sold it ( i am talking about the bibles today not the very first bible created ). the only bibles i would not desicrate are the fancy ones that sell for a lot of money.

Nope. As sickening as it sounds I would have to use a flannel or something - I'd wash it afterwards of course. I could just never wipe my *** with a Bible! XD I'm not even religious, but that would be insanely disrespectful.

The bible wouldn't be in my house in the first place, so would have to use some other useless religious book !!

nope..i am not a crazy christian..i dont even go to church..but nope..i could NEVER do such a thing..id use my undergarments ..

Probably tbh.

yup

That sounds uncomfortable, so no.

yeah why not? im sure god would forgive me

You're weird as hell.