It makes you cringe....?

A vicar in church one Sunday asked his congregation if they had anything they wanted to thank God for. A woman stood up and said:

"Yes. I want to thank the Lord for saving my husband. A year ago, he had a bad accident and his scrotum was completely smashed"

There was an audible intake of breathe from the male congregation. The woman continued:

"The surgeon was amazing, he reconstructed the scrotum and held it all together with a construction of wires and screws"

Again, the male members all gave a sharp intake of breathe.

"After six months, the surgeon removed the wires and screws from the scrotum but it then had to be in plaster for another three months" Another gasp from the congregation.

"And now, a year later the plaster has been removed and my husband is now fit and well and using it every day"

The vicar was almost moved to tears and asked if anyone else had anything to say.

A man stood up and said: "I am the husband in question and would like to correct my wife. It was my sternum I damaged"