Near disaster at a factory...?

Question

A group of people were touring a factory that made dentures.
They saw all the processes from getting the pattern for the teeth, filing them to shape and colouring them.
The last process was "setting" the moulds and the visitors were shown into a large walk in freezer where the teeth go to freeze and harden the plastic.
Unfortunately, the door slammed behind them, locking them in.

It was reported in the newspaper the next day with the headline:
"Tooth Company Freeze a Crowd"

karl h · Accepted Answer

About the same as the pub catching fire and burning down. Head line in the paper .
Local beer joint burns down , Hundreds homeless.

Ana · Answer

Yes, certainly was a near disaster.  Brilliant headlining.

? · Answer

A bit forced but not bad

redalac · Answer

NUTcommaSCREWScommaAND BOLTS.

A story of love and escape at the insane asylum.

MICKY · Answer

Totally brill ---first class

Anonymous · Answer

I bet Red will need a comma added to this if he is going to understand it. ;o)

Benny · Answer

That is far too subtle for a lot of people on here.

Elyse Rose · Answer

The psycho-babble doctor will visit you soon.

? · Answer

you just had to ask it, denture ?

Near disaster at a factory...?

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