Another Chicken across the road one...?

Question

A chicken was standing on the kerb looking left and right, trying to cross the road.
A man went up to him and said:
"I wouldn't do that mate, you'll never hear the last of it"

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Finally!!!!!, a chicken joke that didn't make me vomit. Kudos to you.

? · Answer

Why did the chicken Not cross the road?  To avoid Kentucky Fried, where the motto is 'come in for a chicken dinner'

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That was really good:)  Here's another one:

Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.  haha:)

MICKY · Answer

Now that is a better variation on the chicken joke

Ana · Answer

Best one yet if all the chickens which followed would take the same advice.

karl h · Answer

That's what is known as a first class final joke,hopefully someone can come up with the woodchuck and chuck norris killer and knock them all stone dead.

Anonymous · Answer

Wasn't this a Far Side cartoon?

Anonymous · Answer

Cute.

Benny · Answer

Kinbrilliant.
unfortunately youÂ´re right.

? · Answer

good one, I like this better then the original

Another Chicken across the road one...?

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