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jon h
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A magician was sawing his new assistant in half, when ...?
she asked 'what happened to your old assistant'
he replied 'she now lives in London and Manchester!'
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- mikkLv 58 years agoFavourite answer
If you'd said Leeds and Newcastle i would have laughed. Sorry you picked the wrong cities and totally ruined the joke. GOD!
- Anonymous8 years ago
Meh
- Anonymous8 years ago
A kid yell, i know that trick already,his whole body is bunch up in one part of the box,those are fake legs.
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