Why are coffee tables not made out of coffee?

fercoffee ; )

It's called a coffee table because you put your cup of coffee on it.

Because mathematical log tables are not made out of logs

they're made FOR coffees to go on top of them

because it would go cold out in the open

p.s i've eaten at a table made out of rice, impressive eh?????

Because tea towels aren't made out of tea?

For the same reason you don't spontaneously combust every time you get onto a pool side SUNbed.

why is it the only thing you can find in the middle of the night is the coffee table and miraculously its always your big toe that finds it hmmmmm i wonder

God, I have no idea.

Why aren't fish bowls made out of fish? Or why aren't armchairs made out of arms?

Don't know but I like you. You an inquisitive boy n' it's good.

For the same reason a bread board isn't make from bread.