My Friend the Amateur Magician?

Question

A female friend of mine is training up to be a magician and she asked me if I’d help her with practising some of her tricks, I said yes.

She asked if I like the sawing in half illusion: 
 I said "yes, do you want me to saw you in half?" 
 she said "no, the way it is now, is the girl saws the man in half".

She helped me into the thin-model-sawing-in-half-box so she could do the trick: she sawed me in half without a hitch.

But nows the trouble, she can’t put me back together, what should I do?

I asked “why can’t you put me back together!?” 
She said "because the book that shows me how does not come until next month"

What should I do? 
 HELP!!!

ChrisT · Accepted Answer

I would ask all the kings horses and all the kings men, although they couldn't put  Humpty Dumpty back together again, I think they are a little older and a little wiser now. Good luck.

? · Answer

Your lucky that's an old trick  If she had sawing you length wise now that would be a trick worth seeing

Louisa · Answer

Just relax. Remember, the key word is "selfie."

Haha, good luck taking a selfie with no hands!

My Friend the Amateur Magician?

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