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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 6 years ago

What more can I say ?

Our daughter brought her boyfriend a theology student home to meet her parents

" Do you own a house ?" I asked him

" Not yet but God will provide " says the student

" And how do you intend to earn a living ?" I asked

" I don't know but God will provide " the student replies

" Have you any long term plans ?" was my next question

" No " he said " but I trust God will provide "

Later the wife asked what I thought of our prospective son-in-law

" Well he's broke and seems stupid but on the other hand he thinks I'm God "

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    6 years ago
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    I said it before, and I'll say it again,

    "Piston broke."

    Source(s): There. Was it any funnier, that time around?
  • ?
    Lv 6
    6 years ago

    Well, with asking all of those questions I don't blame him.

  • Big Kahuna
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    No,he thinks God provided him with you.

    Source(s): OK,that was a real clinker of an answer,but all I could think of.
  • Ana
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Not a lot as God has done it for you.

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