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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 6 years ago

Was I that good?

My girlfriend goes to confession " Bless me Father for I have sinned " she said

" Last night my boyfriend made love to me seven times "

"My child " replied the priest " You must go home and suck the juice of seven lemons "

" And will that absolve me ? "asked my girlfriend

"No " said the priest " but it will take that smug look of your face "

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  • Ana
    Lv 7
    6 years ago
    Favourite answer

    Naw.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Has anybody noticed peaceful it is around here lately?

    Thinking it has something to do with cold weather and junk cars.

  • Big Kahuna
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Or,maybe,Seven lemons and one green persimmon.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    6 years ago

    WOW! That sure didn't end like I thought it was going to.

  • leet793
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    You may not quite understand what 'smug'means.

  • Praingmantis
    6 years ago

    You must have heard about me and my girlfriend.

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