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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 6 years ago

La Crapo el Tuesday?

The body snatchers Burke and Hare go to the mortuary to try and claim one of the bodies

" Did your deceased relative have any distinguished features ?" asks the suspicious undertaker

" Well " says Burke " He was a bit deaf in one ear "

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  • Ana
    Lv 7
    6 years ago
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    And Hare said:

    "But he had excellent hearing in the other one".

  • ?
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    I'm with the BigKboy on this one.

    I have extreme confidence in his ability to be crappy, so what ever he comes up with, is fine with me.

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    What? So lost here!

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