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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 6 years ago

Who had the shortest life span?

As a survival test a German an Austrian and a Chinese man are to be abandoned on a desert island for a year The German was put in charge of building the groups shelter The Austrian was put in charge the groups power requirements and the Chinese man is made responsible for the groups supplies The men are unloaded on the desert island and their equipment checked The German has bought lots of tools nails and screws and the Austrian has bought a wind turbine and a solar generator but the Chinese man can't be found anywhere Everyone spends the rest of the day looking for the Chinese man At dusk they give up and head back to their boat the Monica

The get to the beach when the Chinese man jumps out from behind a tree and shouts " Supplize "

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    6 years ago
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    The china man. Pick up their screws and nails, wind turbine, and solar generator and leave his a*s there alone.

    SURPRISE

  • 6 years ago

    The Chinese, they kill him for scaring the crap out of them, and then for forgetting to bring the supplies.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    This joke would have been better, if the Ausrran would have been a woman, with a secret.

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