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Am I allowed a crappy Thursday joke?
A piece of string goes into a bar and orders a whisky When the drink arrives the string gulps it down in one then runs out without paying
Outside the string ruffles itself and ties itself up then goes back into the bar and orders another whisky
" Here " says the barman " Aren't you that piece of string that just ran out without paying ? "
The string replies " No I'm a frayed knot "
7 Answers
- ?Lv 66 years ago
I think that these people who are telling you that your joke is lame aren't giving you enough credit. It was no less than crappy. This joke is well worth a crappy Tuesday award. ;o)
Edit: Let's wait until the creator of crappy Tuesday jokes see this and find out what he thinks.
- ?Lv 76 years ago
Technically Crappy Tuesday Jokes should contain actual feces in them. Or references on how they are stored,utilized, or disposed of. Something to make them stand out so that they are literally crappy, thus satisfying the pimple face teenage set that love their idiot poop jokes.
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I couldn't even crap THAT much! Not even after eating stale haggis!
