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Do you mature with age?
A man walks into a bar and says to the barman " I want you to give me 12 year old scotch and don't try to fool me I can tell the difference "
The barman is sceptical and decides to try and trick the man with a 5 year old scotch
The man takes as sip scowls and says " Barman this crap is 5 year old scotch I told you I want 12 year old scotch "
The barman tries once more with 8 year old scotch
The takes a sip grimaces and says " Barman I don't want 8 year old scotch Give me 12 year old scotch "
Impressed the barman gets the 12 year old scotch
The man takes a sip and sighs " Ah now that's the real thing "
A drunk has been watching this wit great interest He stumbles over sets a glass down in front of the man and says " Try this "
The man takes a sip and immediately spits it out again " Yechhh this stuff taste like piss"
The drunk says " Yeah Now how old am I ? "
4 Answers
- ?Lv 66 years agoFavourite answer
Sh*t yeah, oh crap, I thought that said manure. ;o)
Hey, red, here is my contribution to Crappy Tuesday jokes even though it is Friday.
- ?Lv 76 years ago
Then there was the ex drunk who worked at an upholstery shop, which made him a ....?
Source(s): So give me another three days. Maybe the rain will stop by then.
