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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 6 years ago

Was she just giving her husband an alibi?

The police are collecting statements on a street where a crime has been committed and knocked on a couples door

" Excuse me sir but can you tell me where you were at around 8:05 last night ? " the officer enquires

" Funny you should ask " the man smirks " I took the wife upstairs at 8 pm to make love "

" That's true " his wife shouts over his shoulder " But I couldn't tell you where he was at five past "

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    6 years ago
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    Time blinks, when your having fun.

  • Big Kahuna
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Just like a woman to go right to sleep.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    6 years ago

    Nah, that never happens. I think she is just covering for herself.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Quickies just leaves more time for..........uh ....sleeping :)

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