Well it is Crappy Tuesday?

A guy goes to pick up his date She is not ready so he sits in the living room with her parents He has a bad case of wind and needs to relieve some pressure The family dog jumps up on the couch next to him He decides that he can let out a little fart and if anyone notices they'll think it was the dog

He farts and the mother yells " Spot get down from there "

The guy thinks " Great they think the dog did it " He releases another fart and the mother again yells for the dog to get down

This goes on for a couple more farts Finally the mother yells " Dammit Spot get down before that bar--steward craps on you ""